Get brutally honest
feedback in 60 seconds.
Roast your website, product idea, or resume. No signup. No fluff. Just a score, the painful truth, and what to fix next.
Roast My Website
URL → score, rewrites, fixes
Roast My Product
Idea → PMF diagnosis + verdict
Roast My Resume
Paste → bullets, score, rewrites
🔒 Private by default. Share only if you choose.
What a roast looks like
Real results. No punches pulled.
Your homepage is a trust vacuum
“If your homepage were a first date, they'd fake a phone call and leave.”
Good pain, blurry buyer
“You're selling aspirin but your customer doesn't know they have a headache.”
Responsibilities, zero results
“Congrats on listing every job duty. Now tell me what actually happened.”
What you get
60 Seconds
No setup. No signup. Paste it in, get a result.
Actually Useful
Every criticism includes a specific fix. Not just vibes.
Private by Default
Your resume and URLs are never stored publicly without your say.
Score + Breakdown
Numeric scores across 6–8 categories so you know exactly where to focus.
Rewrites Included
We don't just complain — we rewrite your headlines, bullets, and CTAs.
Shareable Card
Download a roast card or create a public link.