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Roast My Resume

Your resume has 6 seconds with a recruiter and maybe 0 seconds with an ATS. Let's see how it's actually performing.

🔥 Roast My Resume

No signup required. Results in ~60 seconds.

Tired of...

  • ✗Applying to 50 jobs with zero responses
  • ✗Not knowing if your bullets are weak or if the ATS is blocking you
  • ✗A summary section that says nothing memorable
  • ✗Bullet points that list responsibilities instead of achievements
  • ✗Missing keywords that are killing your ATS score

What you get

  • ✓Overall resume score out of 100
  • ✓Recruiter first-impression score
  • ✓ATS keyword match analysis
  • ✓Weak bullet detection — which bullets to cut
  • ✓Rewritten bullets with metrics and action verbs
  • ✓Missing keywords for your target role
  • ✓Summary rewrite
  • ✓Top 5 specific fixes

Example roast

📄 Sample52

Responsibilities list disguised as a resume

“You've described every job you've had. You haven't proven you were good at any of them.”

FAQ

Is my resume stored?

No. Your resume text is processed by AI and immediately discarded. We store only the analysis result, never your raw resume.

Does the share card include my personal info?

Never. Share cards are sanitized and never include names, companies, emails, or any identifying information.

Should I include the job description?

Yes, if you have one. Including the job description dramatically improves your ATS keyword analysis.

What formats work?

Paste plain text. PDF/DOCX upload is coming soon.

Ready to get roasted?

No signup. No fluff. Just the truth.

🔥 Roast My Resume