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Roast My AI Startup

There are 10,000 AI startups right now. Most of them are GPT wrappers with a $29/mo price tag. Is yours different? Prove it.

🔥 Roast My AI Startup

No signup required. Results in ~60 seconds.

Tired of...

  • ✗Being told 'OpenAI will just add this feature next quarter'
  • ✗Not having a real answer to 'what's your moat?'
  • ✗Positioning as 'AI-powered X' without explaining what that actually means for users
  • ✗Building on top of LLMs without a data or workflow advantage
  • ✗Trying to charge for something users expect for free

What you get

  • ✓AI startup viability score out of 100
  • ✓Differentiation score — GPT wrapper or real product?
  • ✓Moat analysis — workflow lock-in, data, distribution
  • ✓Monetization score — will people actually pay?
  • ✓Build / Do Not Build / Pivot verdict from an investor lens
  • ✓Better positioning that survives the 'so what?' question

Example roast

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ChatGPT with a domain name

“You've added a system prompt and a Stripe subscription. That's not a startup, that's a weekend project.”

FAQ

Can I use the Investor tone for a fundraising deck?

Yes. The Investor tone simulates a skeptical Series A investor's evaluation.

What if I have real traction?

Include it in your description — traction is the best counter-argument to most objections.

Is this biased against AI products?

No — it's calibrated to distinguish real AI advantages from thin wrappers.

Can I use this to stress-test a pitch?

Yes. That's exactly what it's for.

Ready to get roasted?

No signup. No fluff. Just the truth.

🔥 Roast My AI Startup